Impetus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bobby Goes To Hollywood]

:( (frowny face)

You know, this had potential, and that's why it dissapointed me. Bobby had a cool car, a cool theme song, and I really didn't mind the fact that it was a platform stick-killing movie, because the intro was kinda neat.

But it was obvious you just gave up on it. A shame, you gave up on chance to entertain a couple hundred people on the portal.

Try again, though.

[Jesse James]

Heh.

Haha, I remember seeing "Julia, the Hot Flight Attendant" a long time ago. I think i even reviewed it.

Anyway, this flash wasn't bad either. Too often a history presentation flash will be nothing but a mass of ugly blurry imported .jpgs. But you actually drew most of this, and animating a lot of motion too. That was enough to keep me watching despite your droning, boring tone of voice (which I wouldn't take away from your grade for anyway, not everyone has a great speaking voice)

Informative, and fairly accurate (save for that um.. "civil war" tank).

I don't know the criteria of the assignment, but I'll give you a B+.. maybe A-. ^^

[JSR: Jet Sprite Radio]

Wow. This just isn't fair.

You've recieved some of the harshest reviews I've EVER seen here on NG. It's not really fair, since this isn't some badly animated DBZ tracings or a weak stick film- it's just a short, decently animated clip of sprites, it's even kinda cute.

I've watched a lot of NG flash (just see my profile) and I have seen far, far worse turds of the week. This is a 3/10 flash. Maybe 2/10.. but not the worst movie by any means.

[Pucca full length movie]

Excellent.

Just a great flash, and it made me hungry!

Excellent use of sound effects. The art wasn't "professional perfect", but I don't come to newgrounds for that, I come to see stuff just like this, little movies made with enough quality and care to entertain.

I'm SO HUNGRY!

Thanks. Keep making more.

[Jerome's Urinal]

HOLY SHIT, THIS WAS FUNNY

Is it possible for me to give a rating higher than 10 for humor? I'm still LMAOffing. Great music, (I had forgotten how cool "in the heat of the moment" was) and even though Dime was a great guitarist (RIP) it was hilarious how Jerome wust decided to go and shoot him. I'm going to be laughing all day thinking of this, and I'll probably have to end up telling my co-workers about it. ;^^

This is a great ridiculous, absurd comedy flash in the same way "BattleField 1942", "The Worst Movie Ever Made", "A Dildo For My Daughter" and "The Ultimate POWER" are. And like those movies, "Jerome's Impact" has earned a place on my favorites list.

Funny shit, man.
Welcome to my favorites.

Team-xtrem responds:

I appreciate it sir. Viper said he sees you on the BBS sometimes. I hope your looking forward to Zalad Fingerz 4 because it will be funnier then this.

[Dan Vs Larry 2]

Hmm.

Well, the choice of music was funny, and it looks like you guys had a really fun time making this, so good for you.

I'm not sure if I'd want to watch more, though.

[Ninja Turtles]

I liked.

This surpassed my expectations, but maybe I've seen a lot of bad clay movies on NG and this looked good by comparison.

The actual 'episode' wasn't much but the intro made me chuckle. You got my five and you got a good review from me.

I liked the Rammstein song, too.

[Metal Gear Domestic]

Perfect Voice Sync.

This movie had perfect sound sync and great use of music.

Lots of great nerd-humor, and I mean it as a compliment. I liked the Kindergarten Cop stuff after the movie.

This was a excellent technical Flash effort, with its sharp graphic design and interactive menus.

However, I wish you found a better artist to draw the humans. In such an otherwise brilliant flash, the people with their malformed bodies and unevenly drawn eyes were jarringly difficult to look at. Particularly the two people at the end, who I presume are supposed to represent the authors or people known to them. I hope you guys don't look that ugly in true life, with disproportionate faces and misshapen shoulders!

I intend this criticism to be constructive. This could have been an all-time great flash if the human drawing was sharp.

Keep drawing, skill comes with practice more than it does "talent." And if you never learn, well, it's easy to cheat with flash by drawing vectors over a photograph! ~_^

Techneon responds:

yeah, I really need a drawing tablet.

thanks for the constructive criticism, I'm glad there's still people that are willing to do that.

[Have a Happy Birthday]

Excellent.

This was stylish too. You're now a favorite author of mine.

I thought it kinda funny how DDR arrows appeared out of nowhere. ;^^

[Death in Every Subway]

Overall = 10.

Awesome. I loved the drama, I loved the art style, and the music was tight.

I try to make flash much in the same style.

Welcome to my favorites list! Overall 10 for you.