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'Thanks for watching?'

You're quite welcome, for I enjoyed every second of this movie. "BAD ROBOS DESTROYED" got a grin out of me. The ending was clever, heck the entire battle was clever.

Thank you for making!

Falconer02 responds:

Yes, thanks for watching!

NG voters suck.

This was good, and shouldn't have been blammed. The usual problem with clay movies are that they are TOO FACKING BLURRY - yours is nice and clear. And the music didn't suck, either. The other problem with most clay movies is bad prepubescent voice acting, and your movie had none of that. :)

But this is getting blammed. Oh well, NG voters suck.

Deadly-Shadow responds:

Um.... It's not blammed. It passed!

Blah.

Toad pwns furries and anime-japanese speaking wapanese by default.

Queen-Yoshi responds:

Well if I understood this at all, I could comment.

HOLY SHIT, THIS WAS FUNNY

Is it possible for me to give a rating higher than 10 for humor? I'm still LMAOffing. Great music, (I had forgotten how cool "in the heat of the moment" was) and even though Dime was a great guitarist (RIP) it was hilarious how Jerome wust decided to go and shoot him. I'm going to be laughing all day thinking of this, and I'll probably have to end up telling my co-workers about it. ;^^

This is a great ridiculous, absurd comedy flash in the same way "BattleField 1942", "The Worst Movie Ever Made", "A Dildo For My Daughter" and "The Ultimate POWER" are. And like those movies, "Jerome's Impact" has earned a place on my favorites list.

Funny shit, man.
Welcome to my favorites.

Team-xtrem responds:

I appreciate it sir. Viper said he sees you on the BBS sometimes. I hope your looking forward to Zalad Fingerz 4 because it will be funnier then this.

Perfect Voice Sync.

This movie had perfect sound sync and great use of music.

Lots of great nerd-humor, and I mean it as a compliment. I liked the Kindergarten Cop stuff after the movie.

This was a excellent technical Flash effort, with its sharp graphic design and interactive menus.

However, I wish you found a better artist to draw the humans. In such an otherwise brilliant flash, the people with their malformed bodies and unevenly drawn eyes were jarringly difficult to look at. Particularly the two people at the end, who I presume are supposed to represent the authors or people known to them. I hope you guys don't look that ugly in true life, with disproportionate faces and misshapen shoulders!

I intend this criticism to be constructive. This could have been an all-time great flash if the human drawing was sharp.

Keep drawing, skill comes with practice more than it does "talent." And if you never learn, well, it's easy to cheat with flash by drawing vectors over a photograph! ~_^

Techneon responds:

yeah, I really need a drawing tablet.

thanks for the constructive criticism, I'm glad there's still people that are willing to do that.

History flash. Hmm.

Like some of your reviewers, I'm a history major also.

I don't know your specific assignment for the project.

I'd give this good marks if I were to grade it as an argumentative presentation, with an argued point that Islam's unfair rules led to the violent overthrow of the Persian empire and the destruction and dispersion of Persia's very different culture. As a good thesis statement often does, yours draws controversy and counter-argument: you've recieved more reviews than the average NG submission, many of which disagree with your point. The story is dramatic and sad and makes a viewer understand the suffering and destruction. B+

However, if you were to write a general historical report, I'd grade you a little lower because you take one side and support it much more strongly than the other. Your reasons are understandable, we all have bias (as a European-descended American, I have a cultural bias of my own against Muslim Arabs -my kind are fighting a war against ther kind currently) but any historian should try to approach as many viewpoints as possible -this is reported from a pro-Persian viewpoint. A list of Works Cited (books, art, film, etc) would have added scholarly weight to the report also. C-

PersianPower responds:

Yes, I kind of agree with you, but I was telling the Persian side of the story.

Short, but good. If it were longer, it'd be great!

Nice fluid frame-by-frame animation! You have drawing skills, for sure. I didn't like the song, but that's just subjective -the music did fit the transforming and fighting.

Keep flashing and make longer movies! This was over way before it should have been.

kerker responds:

yea ur right the music went wit it but it was not that good and ill make pictures better it takes awhile to do fbf tho.!!

Yes!

This was funny enough of a movie for me to give a passing vote.

But I went even further, because "YANKEES SUCK" will get an instant FIVE from me!!!!!

BustaPlate responds:

well, they do suck.

Fun.

This was a entertaining little movie. Proof once again fancy designs aren't needed for good flash.

Good work. I feel kinda sorry for "Random Evil Ninja", though.

Invisiduck responds:

thank you and well put

Heheheh.

"I have OCD, I tap myself two times every time I talk"

"Yes! Alright!"

I LOLOLed several times to this flash, this is proof that bad art can't stop a good sense of humor. In fact, bad art fits comedy like this. I'm glad this was long. Too many NG viewers have too much ADD to watch anything for more than 10 seconds. Good work, and congrats surviving the portal with it.

Keep flashing!

TurkeySandwich responds:

here is the thing that people judt dont seem to understand...we are not flash "artists". We are two guys that use flash to get are mind numbing points across. We only submit things to entertain people not to progress some sort of flash career. So watch the freaking movie and get ovet the fact that a retarded monkey could have drawn them...because for all you know one did

Note: My "Favorite Flash Movies" are not necessarily my "favorites"; Instead I have chosen to feature lesser-known work that I believe deserves attention. Many of my true "favorites" are in the top 50 and get plenty of exposure anyway.

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