Impetus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[2003| Windows 95 sucks!]

HAHAHA Great!!!!!

I know the poor guy's pain, and I have Windows *98*!

I wouldn't dare run a game made in the last two years with win 98 and my shitshitmcshitty video card.

The worst pain of obsolescense is not being able to play huge divx avis, though...

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Holy-Howard responds:

Yes, thanks ^^
For every cool game you have to buy a new card.
But hey, Gates knows how to make Money ^^

[Blast from the Past]

hmm..

Way back in the day there actually was a Back to the Future cartoon, but I remember it as being kinda lame.

If you made this a feature of more length it could have been a better adaptation. It stands a a decent tribute to the movies as-is.

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Flaming-Turtle responds:

thanks, I like the movies muchly.

[Sakiria 17]

Thanks!

I've been a fan of this for a while, although it's self-confounding as to why.

And this is your best one yet, for I did not have to adjust my quality to below "high" to enjoy it.

Thanks!

[Trix!]

Trix was better when it was round shaped.

The part where the Trix Rabbit's eyes were rotating in a trance of ultimate ecstatic anticipation of his first bite of Trix was *quite* funny.

I have always had some sympathy for the poor bunny, so it wasn't the perfect ending for me but it was still good.

Unfortunately when the bluehaired guy walked in his movement was quite stiff, especially in the arms. I suggest you look at the photography work of Eadweard (yes, spelled like that) Muybridge for models to draw walking from, I was able to base a half-okay running sequence in my own flash on a series of Muybridge photos.

Archangel-X responds:

Yeah, I realize that the end guy sucked but basically he was a last minute thing. The original ending had a funeral service and kids dancing on the grave, but since I was tired of the whole thing I took a quickie way out to finish. Thanks for the positive review neways.

[The DBCS]

Clever, good and entertaining .

I liked that a lot, especially since I've done a lot of cleanup work in my own life.

Sometimes I have wondered when playing a videogame "okay, who's going to clean up that mess."

Now I know. Thumbs up from this reviewer.

[Omel]

I am one of that 1/100th. ^_^

I liked this and added it to my favorites as it should be showcased for more people to stumble upon.

Unfortunately for me the music ended before the movie did. This of course may be my problem.

Awesome use of texture effects.

[Reaction]

Hey, no props for me?

I made the deciding vote on "Protest!" I SAVED YOUR BABY!

Seriously, "Reaction" was still cool. I've always liked the "artist responds to reviewers" genre, the results are always funny.

[Solid Snake Returns]

Well...

I regret to inform you, but your Solid Snake has a Camel Toe.

I would not have noticed this if his crotch wasn't zoomed in on multiple times in the movie.

[sexy naked pongo]

Don't be discouraged, this was very good.

Really, this was very, very funny and quite well-done.

Deserves a 3.0+ rating instead of the sub-blam level 1.53 it has now.

Too many people took this seriously.